DragonOfTheAerie
Istari
Ice cream would be nice, but the future historians would be so dissapointed in me.
For one week, newspapers all around the world wrote about the Dutch wonder Banten, who discovered how to wield unknown and mystical icy powers. Sadly, Banten decided to waste his perhaps magical ability on a failed ice cream factory solely based around him and his powers. When he inevitably became bored with manufacturing ice cream, he attempted to regain the adoration of the people to no avail. The last known records of Banten indicate that he ended up right where he started. In front of his computer pretending he actually ever writes anything, while he actually spends most of his time watching netflix.
Who cares about future historians when you can have ice cream?
Shadow Lord
Mystagogue