Spider
Mystagogue
Slap it. I'm the youngest.
The next poster has no trouble opening a banana.
The next poster has no trouble opening a banana.
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Ireth
Mythic Scribe
Save.
The next poster didn't know that people commonly open bananas upside-down -- the stem is meant to be a handle, not what you pull to open the fruit.
The next poster didn't know that people commonly open bananas upside-down -- the stem is meant to be a handle, not what you pull to open the fruit.
Spider
Mystagogue
Save. That's absurd! Everyone knows you open a banana from the stem.
The next poster likes bananas more than the other fruits.
The next poster likes bananas more than the other fruits.
Ireth
Mythic Scribe
Slap. I don't actually like bananas all that much compared to other fruits.
The next poster has eaten squid.
The next poster has eaten squid.
Save, there's nothing weird about calamari.
The next poster prefers Mexican food to Chinese food.
The next poster prefers Mexican food to Chinese food.
Slap it. I'm assuming you're talking about authentic Chinese and Mexican. Have you had authentic Chinese? It's nothing like the Americanized version.
The next poster will dance like Michael Jackson when one of his songs plays.
The next poster will dance like Michael Jackson when one of his songs plays.
Ireth
Mythic Scribe
Slap. I don't listen to MJ voluntarily.
The next poster prefers showering to bathing.
The next poster prefers showering to bathing.
Slap it.
I live in Japan and we have deep bathtubs here, so I prefer them to showers. In America, I always preferred showers though.
The next poster has broken something expensive before.
I live in Japan and we have deep bathtubs here, so I prefer them to showers. In America, I always preferred showers though.
The next poster has broken something expensive before.
CupofJoe
Istari
Save; if you call a Porche gearbox expensive. It was incredibly smoky...
The next poster will have a dark deep secret they are prepared to reveal within the next post...
The next poster will have a dark deep secret they are prepared to reveal within the next post...
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GeekDavid
Dark Lord
Slap. I don't reveal deep dark secrets publicly. 
The next poster finds older reruns (like, for example, Hogan's Heroes) on TV more entertaining than most new shows.
The next poster finds older reruns (like, for example, Hogan's Heroes) on TV more entertaining than most new shows.
druidofwinter
Mystagogue
Slap it. My characters have plenty of dark secrets, but i fear their author has none.
The next poster feels guilty when hurting his/her characters.
The next poster feels guilty when hurting his/her characters.
Slap it. I don't feel guilty. It's their job to get hurt. Physically, emotionally, etc. If they don't get hurt, I don't have a story. Of course I want them to feel good sometimes too!
The next poster has been working on their current novel/project for longer than three years.
The next poster has been working on their current novel/project for longer than three years.
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GeekDavid
Dark Lord
Slap. About 6 months, actually.
Next poster prefers salty snacks over sweet.
Next poster prefers salty snacks over sweet.
Butterfly
Dark Lord
Save it... a lot longer than three years in fact. But, it has had several incarnations and each one is nothing like the previous draft.
The next poster is best friends with a dog...
The next poster is best friends with a dog...
Ireth
Mythic Scribe
Save. I'm quite fond of my sister's German shepherd.
The next poster is a cat person.
The next poster is a cat person.
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GeekDavid
Dark Lord
Save. Cats don't need walks.
Next person still likes to watch the old cartoons like Bugs Bunny.
Next person still likes to watch the old cartoons like Bugs Bunny.
The next poster has owned more than one type of pet.
Save. Kill the wabbit / kill the waaabiiit / Kill the waaaaaaabiiiiiiit!
The next poster won't ninja me like the last one did, AND has owned more than one type of pet.
Ireth
Mythic Scribe
(ninja'd!) Save! I've had cats and dogs.
The next poster can quote their favorite TV/movie scene verbatim.
The next poster can quote their favorite TV/movie scene verbatim.
Save! "What the **** are you talking about? Not what the **** am I… I'm not… We're talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line, YOU DO NOT… oh, and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."
The next poster knows what movie I quoted AND likes it.
The next poster knows what movie I quoted AND likes it.
Ireth
Mythic Scribe
Slap. Don't know it, never seen it, so I can't really like it.
The next poster can enlighten me on what the above quoted movie is.
The next poster can enlighten me on what the above quoted movie is.