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Ireth

Mythic Scribe
Save.

The next poster didn't know that people commonly open bananas upside-down -- the stem is meant to be a handle, not what you pull to open the fruit.
 

Spider

Mystagogue
Save. That's absurd! Everyone knows you open a banana from the stem.

The next poster likes bananas more than the other fruits.
 

Ireth

Mythic Scribe
Slap. I don't actually like bananas all that much compared to other fruits.

The next poster has eaten squid.
 

Devor

Fiery DEATH!
Moderator
Save, there's nothing weird about calamari.

The next poster prefers Mexican food to Chinese food.
 

Ankari

Staff
Moderator
Slap it. I'm assuming you're talking about authentic Chinese and Mexican. Have you had authentic Chinese? It's nothing like the Americanized version.

The next poster will dance like Michael Jackson when one of his songs plays.
 

Philip Overby

Staff
Article Team
Slap it.

I live in Japan and we have deep bathtubs here, so I prefer them to showers. In America, I always preferred showers though.

The next poster has broken something expensive before.
 

CupofJoe

Istari
Save; if you call a Porche gearbox expensive. It was incredibly smoky...
The next poster will have a dark deep secret they are prepared to reveal within the next post...
 

GeekDavid

Dark Lord
Slap. I don't reveal deep dark secrets publicly. :p

The next poster finds older reruns (like, for example, Hogan's Heroes) on TV more entertaining than most new shows.
 

druidofwinter

Mystagogue
Slap it. My characters have plenty of dark secrets, but i fear their author has none.

The next poster feels guilty when hurting his/her characters.
 

Philip Overby

Staff
Article Team
Slap it. I don't feel guilty. It's their job to get hurt. Physically, emotionally, etc. If they don't get hurt, I don't have a story. Of course I want them to feel good sometimes too! :)

The next poster has been working on their current novel/project for longer than three years.
 

Butterfly

Dark Lord
Save it... a lot longer than three years in fact. But, it has had several incarnations and each one is nothing like the previous draft.

The next poster is best friends with a dog...
 

GeekDavid

Dark Lord
Save. Cats don't need walks. :)

Next person still likes to watch the old cartoons like Bugs Bunny.
 

Legendary Sidekick

Staff
Moderator
Save it. I owned seven. The third one came from a barn with four kittens inside her. (RIP Felix, 1989-2005)

The next poster has owned more than one type of pet.


Save. Kill the wabbit / kill the waaabiiit / Kill the waaaaaaabiiiiiiit!

The next poster won't ninja me like the last one did, AND has owned more than one type of pet.
 

Ireth

Mythic Scribe
(ninja'd!) Save! I've had cats and dogs.

The next poster can quote their favorite TV/movie scene verbatim.
 

Legendary Sidekick

Staff
Moderator
Save! "What the **** are you talking about? Not what the **** am I… I'm not… We're talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line, YOU DO NOT… oh, and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

The next poster knows what movie I quoted AND likes it.
 

Ireth

Mythic Scribe
Slap. Don't know it, never seen it, so I can't really like it.

The next poster can enlighten me on what the above quoted movie is.
 
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