Kill this Thread

[Ireth]

Nuts are delicious. Peanuts, cashews, almonds... mmmm.

 

[thedarknessrising]

I was just at my neighbors house. she had walnuts. AND I GOT TO CRACK THEM WITH A NUTCRACKER!!!!!!Best day of my life thus far.

 

[FatCat]

I use sheer willpower to crack nuts. They call me crazy, staring at un-cracked nuts with that gleam in my eye. Fools, we'll see who's laughing when the shell breaks.

 

[WyrdMystic]

I use sheer willpower to crack nuts. They call me crazy, staring at un-cracked nuts with that gleam in my eye. Fools, we'll see who's laughing when the shell breaks.

If the nuts call you crazy....time to start quacking.

 

[thedarknessrising]

Pffffft. The nuts know that if I am within the same vicinity as them, they should begin cracking themselves out of pure, untainted fear. I was only using the nutcracker to be nice.

 

[Sparkie]

So a Pygmy Nuthatch... It hatches from a nut?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

1-UP'd!!

I use sheer willpower to crack nuts. They call me crazy, staring at un-cracked nuts with that gleam in my eye. Fools, we'll see who's laughing when the shell breaks.

I crack nuts with my fist.

Nope. Those were my finger bones.

...

I drive to the hospital using only one hand.

 

[FatCat]

In Soviet Russia, the hospital drives to you.

 

[Sparkie]

Nuggets. Nuggets.

 

[Reaver]

Live-action He-Man reboot filming in Cleveland.

 

[Reaver]

You totally tried clicking on that, didn't you? Aaah-haaa! You did, didn't you?

 

[thedarknessrising]

Yeah. I did. >_<

 

[Sparkie]

By a mansion on a hillside

A sports car comes drivin' down the road

He pulls up into the driveway

And the story does unfold...

 

[Reaver]

An excerpt from The Endless Hunt Season 2: An Explosive Island (2-23-12):

My name is Ultimus Manimus and I am a slave.

To fashion!

I mean, have you seen all the trends I've started? It's not easy being a paragon of war, physical fitness and fashion..all that makes a REAL man a REAL man. What can I say? The men hate me because the women love me.

*EDIT* It's been almost a month since this post! No one else has posted here!! I killed this thread put this thread in a coma.


Oh well...

REAVER DANCE!!
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[Philip Overby]

You did kill it, Reaver. Good job. Too bad I just posted...

Crap.

 

[FatCat]

This thread can only die in accordance with the Mayan calender.

 

[Sparkie]

I think the Mayan calendar actually mentions this thread specifically. One post too many brings it all to an end.

 

[Philip Overby]

I think the thread count that kills everyone is probably 665. Or somewhere around that. Still have about 150 or so more to go!

 

[Ireth]

Think we'll get there before Doomsday?

 

[FatCat]

Yes. Post random information about yourselves. I recently reconciled with a fling at work, perhaps it could turn into something more. GO! We have posts to make, people, let it rip!