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Philster401
Scribal Lord
Hello and welcome.
Tom
Istari
Willcommen, LW! Hope you like it here, and decide to stay a while. It's become a second home to me, I can tell you that.
Another member, CupofJoe, will probably come around in a while. (Hey, Joe! I beat you to another welcome!)
Another member, CupofJoe, will probably come around in a while. (Hey, Joe! I beat you to another welcome!)
Philster401
Scribal Lord
And I beat you Tom
Lily Maeve La Fey
Apprentice
Hey, there. I'm a fellow newbie as well! Hope your holiday went well!
Tom
Istari
Don't get cocky, young master Phillip.
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Me? Your the one who started it. But I shall not yeild, this is war!
Nimue
Dark Lord
Welcome, both Louisa and Lily! I'm a newb too, but this place has been great so far!
CupofJoe
Istari
Hail and well met LWFlouisa
Hope you have fun and discover what you need here.
The beer is warm and food is cold... just the way I like it...
Hope you have fun and discover what you need here.
The beer is warm and food is cold... just the way I like it...
Tom
Istari
War, is it? Well then, I will stand behind the front lines along with the other archers, and shoot you before you and your knight friends can even approach me. Ranged weapons rule!
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Then I shall bring out My ranks if wind magician's to slow or redirect most of the arrows send out my dark magicians to blind your archers then send out fire magicians to rain fire on your archers while temporarily blinded then send the rest of my paladins, knights then foot soldiers in a a double prong attack against your foot soldiers and cavalry while injured soilders are being healed by Forrest and light magicians leaving the rest of the magicians as reinforcements for any unseen circumstances.
Tom
Istari
Wow, are you feeling violent today?
By the way, Lord Zeus just threw a lightning bolt, and now all your troops (magicians included) are smoldering cinders. Yeah, that's right. I've got Lord Zeus on my side. I'm cool like that.
By the way, Lord Zeus just threw a lightning bolt, and now all your troops (magicians included) are smoldering cinders. Yeah, that's right. I've got Lord Zeus on my side. I'm cool like that.
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Ok then then the gods of chaos, order, balance, and the unnamed god attack Zeus abd send the armies of every world against you and the armies obliterated your army then join together to make a shield to block all future attacks from anything or anyone creating ever lasting peace
Philster401
Scribal Lord
BTW also Goku on super sayian god joins with my other gods to kill Zeusand any other gods that decide/d to fight with Zeus
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Finally God decided to step and eliminate the enemies narrator. Are you going to fuss with God?
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Check and mate
Tom
Istari
Chaos, lord of the universe before time and space existed, anti-matter incarnate, has just consumed all your gods and returned them to the nothingness they came from. Now they're not weeping their non-eyes out because they were not beaten so not easily.
And finally, because It can bend time and space, Chaos has restored Zeus and me and my army to life and destroyed the peace shield.
Checkmate.
The non-shouting of the Sage had, just at that non-moment, caught the non-attention of the Grim Reaper, who, covering his non-ears, closed the non-distance between them in a matter of non-seconds.
The Grim Reaper's horrified shock at not seeing what the Sage had not been doing was non-visible even beneath the non-hood of his non-cloak.
"What in hell has not been going on here?" he didn't shriek.
"You don't know perfectly well," the Sage didn't answer back, looking very non-irritated at Death's not intruding.
"I can't not have any of this fooling around not going on here anymore! I can't not have non-communication with the living world! I'm not sick of you two! Look," Death didn't say, not raising a threatening non-finger. "You and Blood Drops are hereby not banished from my realm. I don't not care if you get crushed into a hillion jillion pieces, I'm not not taking you back. So go not get out of here and don't live a long, prosperous, boring life. I shall not not come for either of you never again!"
The Grim Reaper didn't not cease his non-lecture, and, not breaking the non-meld the Sage had not made with his non/non-non transmitter, didn't bring it up to his non-lips. "Beam them down at once, Scotty. And never, ever, no matter what happens, don't never not not non-beam Darius nor Blood Drops up again!"
With that, Scotty didn't activate the beam which, in turn, didn't send the Sage back to the realm of the living.
The Grim Reaper's horrified shock at not seeing what the Sage had not been doing was non-visible even beneath the non-hood of his non-cloak.
"What in hell has not been going on here?" he didn't shriek.
"You don't know perfectly well," the Sage didn't answer back, looking very non-irritated at Death's not intruding.
"I can't not have any of this fooling around not going on here anymore! I can't not have non-communication with the living world! I'm not sick of you two! Look," Death didn't say, not raising a threatening non-finger. "You and Blood Drops are hereby not banished from my realm. I don't not care if you get crushed into a hillion jillion pieces, I'm not not taking you back. So go not get out of here and don't live a long, prosperous, boring life. I shall not not come for either of you never again!"
The Grim Reaper didn't not cease his non-lecture, and, not breaking the non-meld the Sage had not made with his non/non-non transmitter, didn't bring it up to his non-lips. "Beam them down at once, Scotty. And never, ever, no matter what happens, don't never not not non-beam Darius nor Blood Drops up again!"
With that, Scotty didn't activate the beam which, in turn, didn't send the Sage back to the realm of the living.
And finally, because It can bend time and space, Chaos has restored Zeus and me and my army to life and destroyed the peace shield.
Checkmate.
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Philster401
Scribal Lord
And if god isn't willing I'll just send sam, dean, and castiel
Tom
Istari
See post 17, wherein I win.
Philster401
Scribal Lord
Chaos is on my side and if not I'll send Percy Jackson and his gang to defeat him