Favorite Movie Quotes

[Addison]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.


Jack: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?


Will: ...and I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or, perhaps you practice with them three hours a day is because you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable or wooing said strumpet. You're not a unit are you?
Jack: I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.

Jack: Why's the rum gone?!

 

[Incanus]

Lots of great quotes in the Pirates' movies. Though I'm pretty sure it's 'eunuch', not 'unit'.

 

[Geo]

From Cinema Paradiso,
Alfredo to Helena: Out of the fire of love come ashes. Even the greatest love eventually fizzles out.

From Labyrinth
Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all...


From Dogma
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

 

[skip.knox]

You know, doctor, I've been wrestling with reality for thirty-five years now, and I'm happy to say I've finally won out over it.
--Elwood P. Dowd

Seems apropos for a fantasy forum.

 

[HellionHeloise]

"I have a funny idea for a tv show. It's about vampires...ostensibly. But, underneath it's actually about the reunification of Germany. But it's funny."

Orange County (2002)

 

[Ben]

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The Big Lebowski

 

[Geo]

I have new favorite coming from a not so new movie:

From Tune in Tomorrow
Pedro Carmichael: Life is a shit storm, and when it's raining shit the best umbrella is art.

 

[Gryphos]

"Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." – Blade, saying his final one-liner before exploding the bad guy

To this day I don't know if that line is clever or incredibly dumb. It somehow simultaneously makes a lot of sense and zero sense at the same time.

 

[Reaver]

"Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." – Blade, saying his final one-liner before exploding the bad guy

To this day I don't know if that line is clever or incredibly dumb. It somehow simultaneously makes a lot of sense and zero sense at the same time.

That's an awesome line! It makes perfect sense to me. What Blade is saying is that some people just don't know when to quit.

One of my many favorites is by Chet in Weird Science:

"Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now."