Enter the Goblin

[The Goblin]

(…the goblin has arrived to whisper sweet nothings to his fellow livewriters…)



(I'm The Goblin, dammit!)
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[CupofJoe]

Hail and well met The Goblin
Good to have you here.
Don't be shy...
Whisper nothing... Shout out!
Find where the water is just right for you and lay on back.
The smell is awful but the salts really clean out the pores.

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Pleased to make your acquaintance, goblin.

 

[The Goblin]

(...a cup of coffee is always sincere, yet the redhead is in fact quite displeased with the vermin infesting her domain...)



(Liar, liar, dance on fire!)
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<(You can dance! You can dance! Do the Safety Dance!)
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(When you dance on fire, it is the Unsafety Dance.)

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

It's like your reading my mind, only I wasn't thinking about the color of my hair at the time. I do love a good cup of coffee in the morning. Or just about any time.

(Also, I had to approve the post since you're new and adding images as your "sig," so in all seriousness, you are welcome.)

 

[The Goblin]

(...the goblin has leveled up, so he no longer needs mod approval to bring in his minions...)

<(I- LEV - EL'd - UUUUP!)

 

[Zelda of Hyrule]

Greetings, Goblin. I'm pleased to meet you, however I do hope that you are not yet another force of evil threatening these poor innocent souls in Mythic Scribes. Are you related to Ganondorf's dark intentions? How can I be sure? I see that you possess the Mark of the Triforce.

Zelda

 

[The Goblin]

(…the goblin is indeed a force…)



(Thank you, Princess, but our Link is in another castle.)
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[Ganondorf]

Goblin!
You will be mine!

 

[The Goblin]

(...the goblin does not recognize a first-person possessive...)




(And I've got powerful friends.)
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[Incanus]

So, do all goblins speak in perpetual parenthetical prose? Or is it only THE goblin?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

There is only one true goblin! Search "fleamailman" on this site, or click here and check out the threads. Post #2 of what members look like is where I got the avatar for The Goblin.

His parenthetical prose is unexplainable. I didn't go into his odd drawings with a seemingly random number because the moblins were too much fun.

 

[Philster401]

It says no matches when I clicked, hear

 

[Devor]

Try this thread:

http://mythicscribes.com/forums/chit-chat/1999-what-you-doing.html

 

[Russ]

Exit the Goblin?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Yeah. I banned myself. There's only room on this site for one of me.