Did you hear about the broken pencil?

[Filk]

Never mind, it's pointless.

 

[Ireth]

I heard a joke about pizza... but you wouldn't like it, it's too cheesy.

 

[Devor]

I would tell you the one I heard about the trash bag that split, but it's rubbish.

 

[Filk]

Great jokes!

There's now a restaurant on the moon. The food's alright, but there's no atmosphere!

 

[Ireth]

Two owls are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

 

[Nihal]

>D

 

[wordwalker]

A man walks into a bar, and says... "Ow."

 

[Benjamin Clayborne]

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying his family.

 

[Sparkie]

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

[Chime85]

Did you hear about the fasted cake in the world? Never mind, it's scone.

 

[CupofJoe]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Sparkie]

Whaddya call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

 

[Ireth]

Whaddaya call a dead girl lying in the road?

Patty.

Whaddaya call a dead guy lying in a ditch?

Phil.

Whaddaya call a dead guy in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Whaddaya call a dead guy in a lake?

Bob.

Whaddaya call two dead guys hanging on a wall?

Kurt 'n' Rod.

 

[Chime85]

A man and a Giraffe walk into the bar. After a few pints, the Giraffe collapses on the floor. As the man goes to leave, the bartender says 'hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!'
The man turns to the barman and replies 'that's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe'

 

[Aidan of the tavern]

I say, what happens if you don't pay your exorcism bills?

Your house gets repossessed.

*tumbleweed blows past*